Gina Gershon
Gina Gershon maybe peaked in Bound, but what a peak. She also ruled as the dry cleaning lady that Larry David wanted to bone on Curb Your Enthusiasm, but that just made me think about Larry David getting his swerve on which isn't a very auspicious way to get this list rocking.
Halle Berry
Halle Berry has kept her looks so platinum it's amazing. She literally doesn't look like she's aged a day since showing the goods in Swordfish. How do you think she does it? I hope it's not Satanism.
Elizabeth Hurley
Do you remember when Elizabeth Hurley had that kid and it was like a giant baby? Think about it like this: if you had the option to breastfeed on her perfect rack, you'd do it as much as possible, right?
Kate Walsh
Private Practice's Kate Walsh is one of the hottest redheads in the business today, and she's keeping her good looks remarkably well. Not that I watch that show or anything, because I am a man.
Denise Richards
Once touched by the hand (and wang) of Sheen, women are never the same. Thankfully, the lovely Denise Richards has managed to keep looking fresh despite her travails and popping out a couple of kids.
Lucy Liu
Okay, Lucy Liu was in Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever, which might be the worst movie I ever watched on a bus, but she's still looking mighty fine despite being on the north side of 40. Hope she's in the upcoming Kung Fu Panda sequel.
Ellen Barkin
Even at 57, Ellen Barkin still has a tighter body than women half her age. The actress first broke out in 1982's Diner and continues to work her ass off to this day, despite being rich as hell from her divorce settlement from multimillionaire ex Ronald Perelman.
Courteney Cox
Now that Courteney Cox is free from the hideous taint that is David Arquette, maybe her career will rebound to at least a fraction of Friends level. The new Scream movie didn't help much, but she still looks great.
Demi Moore
It's interesting that a lot of these well-preserved women are brunettes - do blondes just age more harshly? It's a mystery science should figure out. Demi Moore seemingly hasn't aged a day since hooking up with boy-toy Ashton Kutcher, if you believe the Twitter candids.
Gwen Stefani
Former No Doubt frontwoman Gwen Stefani is a mother of two, a fashion impresario, and generally just a hot slice of womanhood with a set of spectacular gams. Who would have thunk it?
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